February 2012
fuckyeahdementia:
well, that’s embarassing
In Sixth Grade
Me: You're sitting in my seat
Kid: I DON'T SEE YOU'RE NAME ON IT
Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
January 2012
: blackmormon: removeyourpants: can someone write... →
blackmormon:
removeyourpants:
can someone write me a 3 stanza poem about obese children
i’m not even kidding, this is my history project
there once was a fat kid
he was never going to stay fit
he ate crap all day
and everyone thought he was gay
his fat rolls were large
his…
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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